Worst. Dad. Ever.
Say what you will about your dad, at least he didn’t blow up your sister’s home planet and cut your hand off.
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Worst. Dad. Ever.
Say what you will about your dad, at least he didn’t blow up your sister’s home planet and cut your hand off.
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I’m late in posting this, but better than this father would’ve done.
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no no! carbon, not ice… (fwiw)
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And arranged the slaughtering of you adopted parents aka his step-brother and sister-in-law. Not to mention the never...
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rosa--sparks reblogged this from sade and added:
AAAAND, managed to freeze your friend into a giant ice cube. That is NOT ok. Biggest douchebag dad, EVER.
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I don’t know…my dad could come in a close second…
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But he atoned by saving your life. >.>
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Which is not to say he wouldn’t do those things if he could. But yeah, at least he can’t move shit with his mind.
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happy fathers day, dad!
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Haha this is great! Best fathers day post EVER.
